Every Saturday night, Széchenyi Bath transforms from a wellness haven into a huge pool party – and now a humorous video lays down some guidelines for how to enjoy the weekly SPArty to the fullest without violating basic rules of safety and decency. Hosted by the stern instructor “Dr. Waterlove” and SPArty lifeguard Mark Phelan (a longtime Budapest resident who frequently acts in major films and television shows), the video – shot entirely at Széchenyi Bath – informs partygoers about what behavior is considered unacceptable amid the splash-filled bash, from running by the pool to on-site sex.

This short video provides a few important protocols for properly enjoying the SPArty pool parties held every Saturday night at Széchenyi Bath, delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm and swearing provided by Dr. Waterlove and Budapest-based British actor Mark Phelan. During the course of the video, the hosts cover everything from showering tips to acceptable swimwear to adhering to propriety when pursuing a hookup partner.

After learning everything that you need to know from this video, you will be ready for SPArties happening every Saturday night between 10:30pm and 3am – upcoming theme nights include “21st Century Bath Culture” on October 22nd, “SPArty For A Chilly Night” on November 5th, and “Late-Night Dancing In The Hot Water” on November 12th. Check out the SPArty website for complete information.